Macaroni and Nothing

FREE CHEESE 4 U!!!

FOR FORKS SAKE!

Guess who’s turning 26?  And guess who has the WORST FRIENDS EVER?  SRSLY these guys are a bunch of true cheddar goons.

THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD TRICK ME but sending me TEN DISGUSTING CHEESE BASKETS on the most fav day of the year for MOI!

Good try- the CHEESE COMPANY called me and tipped me off that I had 10 goo baskets coming and asked if I really wanted them all delivered to the same place…UHH NOPE I don’t want any of those DISCUSTO VOM BRICKS.

SO I know some of you actually LIKE CHEESE so my goal is to have ALL TEN BASKETS REROUTED so I don’t have to even see them.  SRSLY these IMBECILES spent like $160 each on these things.

SO Send me a facebook message, wish me a happy birthday, link to your favorite blog post and I’ll reroute one of these things to you… The 10 BEST get them and then all of my idiot friends can feel dumb that they couldn’t trick me! 

But you fools need to find your own GAG SPOONS!  GAH! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

OMG this dude might be my long-long twin brother LOL! i might be the only person who hates cheese more than him!

(Source: darbycrash27)

tomorrow is my birthday, here is what i’m definitely NOT eating LOL!

darbycrash27:

Anybody want 22.5lbs of cheese for $450? Yeah, fuck off!!!

cheese haterz unite!

So the worst day of the year is coming up… STINKO DE MAYO.

I know what you’re thinking… That I hate May 5th because its ANTI-AMERICAN and everyone speaks MEXICAN all day and thinks its FUNNY or COOL or whatves.  All of that is true (seriously people we need to protect the fabric of America) but that’s not even why I really HATE it.

Seems like STINKO day is a excuse for everyone to be a disgusting CHEESE WHOREs for a day.  They put the gooey stuff on EVERYTHING.  Tackos, Burritos, CHIMICHANGAS!

Anyone have a barf spoon ready?  Oh I’ll just el puke-o in this sombrero.

iwanttobeadisneyprincess:

Midnight nomming with @alannac234 #wine #cheese #crackers (Taken with instagram)

look i don’t care what kind of instagram filter you use, that cheese looks DIS-GUSTING!

(Source: anenglishgirlinscotland)

uh, there’s some shit on your hotdogs bro.

(Source: macaroni-and-cheese)

meowkitty3:

seasoned mac and cheese: inspired by the world from below

way to ruin some perfectly good mac, b.

(Source: fragmentedspindles)

Is that not the creepiest looking girl ever? eeek!

People keep asking me why I didn’t comment on National Grilled Cheese last week. WELL, do you ask every Amurican to comment on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor or head out to your local reservation to talk about the Trail of Tears??? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

the best thing about this picture is that the cheese is going into the sewer WHERE IT BELONGS.

(Source: gothprincez, via cheese-thatisall)

collage365:

day 168- CHEEZ US CHRIST

i always wondered why cheese tasted SO BAD! now i know! it has PEOPLE in it! sick! (is that the pope??? oy vey!)