FREE CHEESE 4 U!!!
FOR FORKS SAKE!
Guess who’s turning 26?  And guess who has the WORST FRIENDS EVER?  SRSLY these guys are a bunch of true cheddar goons.
THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD TRICK ME but sending me TEN DISGUSTING CHEESE BASKETS on the most fav day of the year for MOI!
Good try- the CHEESE COMPANY called me and tipped me off that I had 10 goo baskets coming and asked if I really wanted them all delivered to the same place…UHH NOPE I don’t want any of those DISCUSTO VOM BRICKS.
SO I know some of you actually LIKE CHEESE so my goal is to have ALL TEN BASKETS REROUTED so I don’t have to even see them.  SRSLY these IMBECILES spent like $160 each on these things.
SO Send me a facebook message, wish me a happy birthday, link to your favorite blog post and I’ll reroute one of these things to you… The 10 BEST get them and then all of my idiot friends can feel dumb that they couldn’t trick me! 
But you fools need to find your own GAG SPOONS!  GAH! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

FREE CHEESE 4 U!!!

FOR FORKS SAKE!

Guess who’s turning 26?  And guess who has the WORST FRIENDS EVER?  SRSLY these guys are a bunch of true cheddar goons.

THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD TRICK ME but sending me TEN DISGUSTING CHEESE BASKETS on the most fav day of the year for MOI!

Good try- the CHEESE COMPANY called me and tipped me off that I had 10 goo baskets coming and asked if I really wanted them all delivered to the same place…UHH NOPE I don’t want any of those DISCUSTO VOM BRICKS.

SO I know some of you actually LIKE CHEESE so my goal is to have ALL TEN BASKETS REROUTED so I don’t have to even see them.  SRSLY these IMBECILES spent like $160 each on these things.

SO Send me a facebook message, wish me a happy birthday, link to your favorite blog post and I’ll reroute one of these things to you… The 10 BEST get them and then all of my idiot friends can feel dumb that they couldn’t trick me! 

But you fools need to find your own GAG SPOONS!  GAH! GAG ME WITH A SPOON!

One of my so called “friends” just bought all of this at the store… No, not over the course of a year or two! One. Single. Trip.  Anyone have a vom-pot?!? I might need to occupy that for a while! I AM the 1% (of people that actually understand that cheese is terrible!!!!!1).  No kidding though everyone. Cheese is for POOR people.

One of my so called “friends” just bought all of this at the store… No, not over the course of a year or two! One. Single. Trip. Anyone have a vom-pot?!? I might need to occupy that for a while! I AM the 1% (of people that actually understand that cheese is terrible!!!!!1). No kidding though everyone. Cheese is for POOR people.

would you be mad??

I’ve got this friend Justin who got SO MAD at his friend Zach for eating all his cheese!! can you BELIEVE that? Justin should be THANKING Zach for getting rid of that disgusting stuff. ugh!! Can you believe I am even friends with these cheese lovers?